Score: 9

"Hooooooouuuuuuussseee...."

submission: HOSUE [sic]

date: January 21, 2009

I won't lie, this flash scared the holy hell out of me. Somehow I'm not surprised that House would eat his fangirls. It was hilarious though, kudos to you.

Score: 7

"Cool, cool."

submission: Corrupted Core OpUnfinish

date: November 28, 2008

Not bad for a first attempt. The art and animation needs a lot of work, so practice that. The guy with the spider crawling on his arm made me laugh.

Score: 9

"Intriguing."

submission: Bright in the screen CLNR

date: November 22, 2008

I really enjoyed this game. The overal presentation was very, very creepy and thought-provoking, sort of. I can't tell if there's some not-so-obvious theme or meaning to this or if I'm overthinking it. Either way you get points for originality, this is one of the better games on newgrounds.

I have some critisism though. I thought the Commit Suicide option was cool, but when you click it the screen just goes blank. Some kind of animation of the guy killing himself and sending you back to the beginning would have been nice, and I expected the guy to actually shoot the gun instead of vanishing anyone I click on. But, what do I know. I'm just a freak.

The ending was a little confusing. I walked from one side of the stage to another with an obnoxious rainbow background until the song ended and the guy turned red, opened the seventh door from the left, and went back to the beginning. I didn't want to go through it again so, as you so helpfully informed us, I closed the game...

...and I LIKED it.

Score: 3

"No..."

submission: Insanity Test 2

date: October 18, 2008

Not enough questions, answers were silly. Short and boring.

Good music, but you don't get points for that.

It's like the usual shit you'd expect from quizilla. Put more effort into it next time and it may be passable.

Score: 9

"Very Fun"

submission: Mastermind: WC

date: October 14, 2008

I really like it. Actually took me a while to finish, unlike most flash games. I felt just like a super villain, with a small army of henchman armed with flamethrowers patroling my private island and discussing ways to go about conquering the world with my various patsys. Also, executing henchmen was surprisingly satisfying. It would have been cool to have more than one method of killing other than the shark tank, though. Also, being able to replace your #2 henchman would have been nice, I had to send him/her to fight enemies alone until they died so I could hire a better one. Having battles on a larger scale would have been excellent as well, with armored vehicles and such at your disposal.

A fantastic game.

Score: 10

"Shocking"

submission: With My Mind's Madness

date: September 25, 2008

That was pretty fucking epic! And it only took you a week to make? Wow.

Jesus was always awesome in the original Madness animations, but this just blew my mind. Get crucified and dropped a damn CITY on him?! Amazing!

Score: 8

"Interesting"

submission: Dawn of the Madness

date: September 25, 2008

It was good. Nice job with animation, fight scenes etc. Followed Madness traditions. The story was basically a condensed version of Dawn of the Dead, though, so I give you an 8 for lack of originality.

By the way. Love the Metalocalypse reference, and I believe the sound the guy made when he turned into a zombie was from Majora's Mask. Am I right?

Score: 10

"Doodily...Doo"

submission: Madness Restitution Prev.

date: September 23, 2008

It was a lot better than I expected it to be. I remember you telling me something about the preview showing Jesus spinning his sword and loading the revolver, among other things. A noteworthy statement.

...Great choice of music and huge improvement overall in the animation than from your previous ones. Also, Jesus stole the cola! OMFGBBQ!

Score: 9

"Nice"

submission: Aether

date: September 10, 2008

It's a very good game and definitely worth playing. Great art and physics. The puzzles, while creative and entertaining, are a little on the easy side. Also, the game is a tad bit short, try adding more planets. The character's comments were funny and depressing at the same time. Now, I love the bright color scheme. I really do. But it gets TOO bright. On most of the planets I had to sit three feet away from the screen just to see what was going on.

Overall, excellent game. Keep it up.

Score: 7

"It's...Okay"

submission: Field Command 3

date: September 6, 2008

I liked it, but unfortunatly it isn't as good as the last two. You should have made animations for the options that lead to failure.